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[Hannibal]

Well, I just took my Soc, final on monday..
I got a D in that class
got an F in my stats..
got an A in philosophy..
probably gonna get a D or an F in adolescence,
probably a D or F in abnormal Psych.
Gee... i'm so fukiin smert it makes me wunder!
Inelligable to dive.. academic probation... what more can go wrong?
I suppose the fact that i'll have to take those classes over that I failed... that hurts.. hmmmm....
let's see..
so other than being a COMPLETE failure.. i'm just 99% of one. because i'm still alive (god damnit)

[SHATOUSHKA]

the fact that you got an A in the one class
should show you the reason why getting sub-standard
grades in the others is completely irrellevent.

i'm proud of you.
(not sarcastic)